marymc Funny Status Messages

   just discovered a great motivator for dieting. I just tried on my bikini's I plan on wearing this summer.

   I bet Steve Jobs is glad the iPad2 launch is Japan isn't today. Sales would have been disastrous.

   With the possibility of the NFL season being cancelled, you would think that no players would be going under the knife, but...

   Predict how many offseason NFL injuries will there be. Come on, take a stab at it.

   that was one of the longest games of hide-and-go-seek ever.

   Glad to hear Dr. Jack Kevorkian died doing what he loved... dying.