luka Funny Status Messages

   The Olympics dont matter no one will talk About It After a week

   Be the fruit loop in the cherrios of lives

   The sign it Said wet floor, So I did.

   Silence Is golden, Duct tape is sliver

   On the other hand... You have differnt fingers

   I swear to drunk I am not god

   I have a step ladder never knew my real ladder

   I would go to Hell but Satan has that restraining order

   Dont have phone sex You might get hearing aids

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   its not team edward or Jacob its team necrophilliac or team beastiality

   Ok Who Else Hates How Celebs become More Famous After death Example Chris Kanyon Gurrreo Britney murphey And MJ

   She is my best freind You break her Heart I Break Your Face

   A Tip Having anything Like XXYoUnGmOn3y666xx As your Name equals Fail

   I am a part of Peta people enjoying Tasty animals

   Who here thinks Kesha's your love is my drug the starting beat of it is like love game by Lady gaga

   What part of hippomonstrasesquipphobia Dont you understand?

   What part of Floccinaucinihilipilification dont you understand?

   n't the problem with political jokes the fact that they keep getting re-elected? (

   We usually dislike people who cheat, lie, or rip us off. So why do we knowingly vote for them to manage our country?