levon Funny Status Messages

   when your hand gets stuck trying to reach the Pringles in that friggin' tube - STOP EATING THEM!!

   People You May Know = I know none of these people.

   supports the "Obama Is Too Damn High Party"!!!

   which kind of vinegar must your bath towel smell like until you actually get a clean one?

   Trending Now - #1 Mindy Cohn..... WTF?

   the inside of my car looks different sober!?

   since when the hell did the price of apples and razors go up? geez!

   can anyone tell me where that McDonald's is?.. ya know, the one in that commercial where you can drive thru 4 times in a row with your baby while no one else waiting in line.. AND get a free egg McMuffin and coffee?

   Wade: I just got your email...it says I'm fired...oh don't worry about that...I get unlimited emails..

   Hello Network Solutions, we have a problem.

   T.S.A. pat downs on children are a direct violation of their civil puberties

   waiting for everyone else to post their birthday message on my buddy's wall so I can cut and paste the one I like best.

   PMS - (Pre Monday Syndrome)

   thankful for the makers of Lysol

   remembers the days when 'Black Friday' was referred to as 'Colored Friday'

   loves when people just click the 'like' button on a thread of comments cause they're too lazy to add another comment

   just made cranberry sauce vodka shots

   they should change the name of Rock Band to 'Drunken Family karaoke Failure'

   they just said that the new year's ball weighs 12,000 pounds..... wait, I thought Snookie wasn't in the ball?? wtf

   Wii should make beer pong... tired of losing to my son in all the games HE'S good at