l Funny Status Messages

   is wondering on which day God created Justin Bieber... couldn't he have rested on that day too?

   facebook should have a "like" button and a "like omg" for blondes

   maybe Lebron left his talents in South Beach.

   Happy Halloweenkend!!

   Why is the dollar drink @ Mc D's smaller than the dollar Sweet Tea?? I jus dump that sh*t out n refill it wit Hi-C.

   loves picking his nephew up from Preschool cause the single mothers are usually late and so am I :D

   can't get with this day light savings, I'm moving to Hawaii.

   Miami Heat Fan: "You wait, you watch and see next season we're gonna do this we're gonna do that" ...... Still Waiting lmao! Clevelands just as good without Lebron

   three strikes in Wii bowling I got a turkey :D Happy Thanksgiving Me.

   i wonder if they have a pill for premature procrastination

   would be a hoarder but I cant find my wallet

   Everybody got snow blowers...Me all I got is man power a shovel.You wont see me in the gym gettin ready for Summer.

   snowed inn with his family a loaf of bread and 3 fish...uh what was that recipe again Jesus?

   Glasses and Bangs.......I just got the 2011 Memo

   hows Lamar Odom the 3rd best Laker and he got the 3rd best Kardashian??

   Stop takin pics with yo Income TAX/Grant Money from school. You Broke

   Super Bowl Weekend!! Should I wear my shot glasses or beer goggles??

   Does the President get time and a half on Presidents Days?

   looks like Harolds ass will be camping outside the Pearly Gates by his damn self.

   200 Happy Birthday Messages on my wall and all I got was a Farmville tractor.