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   messageicon Police discovered the body of a local cartoonist this morning. Details are a bit sketchy.
←Rate | 07-23-2010 01:34 by kittykat Comments (0)  


   messageicon sweating like a cat at a Chinese restaurant
←Rate | 07-23-2010 01:48 by kittykat Comments (0)  


   messageicon SKY news announced that Tampax have signed on to sponsor Tiger Woods. A spokesman for Tampax said, "To sponsor a c*nt going through a bad period is exactly what our company is all about".
←Rate | 09-10-2010 00:28 by kittykat Comments (0)  


   messageicon A fat chick served me at McDonalds earlier. She said, "Sorry about the wait". I said, "Don't worry darl, you'll lose it eventually".
←Rate | 09-10-2010 03:53 by kittykat Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yoko Ono will once again oppose the parole of Mark David Chapman - the man who shot and killed John Lennon 30 years ago. Perhaps she ought to rethink that - I hear Chapman has a Jonas Brothers obsession now.
←Rate | 09-10-2010 03:56 by kittykat Comments (0)  



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