cicci Funny Status Messages

   My New Years resolution is to throw my hands up in the air......but this year I vow to wave them all around like I just don't care..

   Harrison Ford was in a plane crash. I hope he was flying "Solo" Eh?

   "Twilight is upon me......and so might must fall, that is the way of things. The way of the force." -Yoda

   True story: one time I said "excuse me" to my own reflection into a glass door headed back into the bar

   Episode I of Star Wars is the best of the entire franchise and Jar Jar Binks is probably the greatest character to come from all 6 films

   I went to a karaoke bar last night that refused to play songs from the 70's. At first I was afraid,I was petrified.

   Are the dangerous parts of Italy called the Spaghetto?

   not having to set an alarm is one of the greatest feelings EVER!

   I really hate conflict........unless you guys like it,in that case I love it.

   My therapist says I am too preoccupied by vengeance.... We'll see about that.

   If you looked up the word "modest" in the dictionary, you would see a picture of me.

   I signed up for ancestry.com. I wouldn't be surprised if me results come back as 100% Budweiser.

   I thought cross fit was a way to get abs like Jesus.

   I have never preheated an oven but I have pre-eaten a frozen pizza.

   Q:Do yo want to know how to tell if you're listening to a Jason Derulo song? A: He will tell you in the first 19 seconds.

   You know what they say about identity theft. Fool me once,shame on you,fool me twice shame on you because you're me now.

   RIP Fats Dominoe. Even though I thought you died like 20 years ago it still hurts. Ain’t That a Shame”?

   Are we really that bored and stupid as a country that the “Tide Pod Challenge “ is even a thing? Wtf

   Unless he releases a men’s fragrance, I think Elon Musk should be ordered to legally change his name.

   As an optimist,I don’t think I have a drinking problem. I have a drinking opportunity.