Vybe Funny Status Messages

   thinking it must be Thursday, Larry King is getting divorsed

   likes it on the floor, next to the bed, so she doesn't forget it it when I kick her out in the morning

   wondering about Over under on the WikiLeak punk 'making friends' with his prison cell mate? I'll open the line at 1 month.

   thinks it's ok to steal my status updates, but I just wanted to warn you that I lick each one before I post them.

   thinking most of these guys wouldn't make it to Hollywood Week on American Idol

   hears that Charlie Sheen is giving Lynsay Lohan advice....Hey Charlie...People who live is glass houses usually have pretty cool stuff to snort Coke on!

   going to go out on a limb here...I think there is a very good possibility Gaddafi just might be the one on hallucinogenic drugs...just sayin!

   thinking...the only one who wants Snow right now is Charlie Sheen...I happen to have a whole driveway full....Winning!!!"

   thinks cell phone companies need to stop pretending it's so great that you can "check Facebook right from your phone." For crying out loud people, this is 2011, I can update Facebook from my toaster!

   thinking...Am I the only one that finds it ironic that President Obama waited to interrupt network TV on Osama Bin Ladens death right before Donald Trump was about to fire someone on "The Celebrity Apprentice"?

   think it "Has Bin" a Blast!

   Hopes that the Gay community is enjoying all the free media attention...with the flooding in Manitoba I haven't heard the word "Dykes" used so much since last years Gay Pride week .

   hears....Amy has now joined Betty Ford in her clinic...w​ait...It's​ been relocated.

   thinking..​.throughou​t history, there have been places where great and creative minds have gathered to become greater...​it is more than likely that facebook is not one of those places....

   heard in the news today that Ecstasy is being used to combat cancer. I'm not sure if the researchers testing this have ever done Ecstasy before, but if you get the right hit of E and you will forget that you have anything wrong with you.

   hears Gold dropped 104.00 per ounce today...let's start working on the economic bail-out package for Mr. T.

   Tiger finished Yesterday with a 69. There has got to be a joke in there somewhere.

   Flash Mob. My Place....bring Wrapping paper!

   wonders if there is a connection beween Jennifer Hudson's Weight loss & Hostess filing Chapter 11

   Watching American Idol and I was really hoping that first girl could sing.