Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   Anybody got a recepie for cicadas?

   always reads the Terms of Service before clicking install just like everyone else... right?

   a member of a LYNCH CLUB. Kind of like a LYNCH MOB but we're not like them.

   A friend will calm you down when you are angry. A best friend will skip beside you with a bat singing, "Someones gonna get it"

   Dear Facebook. My friends know when I change my profile picture.. Signed, Everyone on the planet

   Hey brain, tell the idiot that Carona is not a screw top!! Signed, the skin between the thumb and fore finger.

   I hate to go out drinking with unicorns, they use the old "no pockets" excuse to stick me with the bill.

   Dry Clean Only = Dirty Shirt

   Napsterbation. Combining two of my favorite activities..

   if you're ever attacked by a bunch of clowns... Go for the Juggler!!!

   so, so sorry I started the whole Facebook Is Going To Start Charging thing. I didn't think it would go THIS far..... sorry

   wondering what would have happened if we quit posting on page 2012...

   Don't know about you but i'm turning MY clock back to 1980!!!

   just got back from my morning walk and got a TON of canned goods!!!!

   WARNING: Ask your doctor if updating your status as often as I do is right for you...

   In the kitchen with the wife and she asked, "What's the expiration date on this?" "11/30" I said. She went to throw it away and I said, "What are you doing!!! It's not even NOON yet!!!"

   I LOVE my job!! Especially the part when I clock out and leave!!!

   Doctor: "You have Cancer and Alzheimer's" Patient: "At least I don't have Cancer!!"

   The only thing worse about sneezing while going down stairs with a cup of coffee is now you got to go back up and fill er up again...

   The one night I wish I was a cop... amateur night.