Mr Craig Funny Status Messages

   Gravity, is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Magnetism , Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.

   I like my women like I like my coffee...hot and bitter!

   your eye's sparkle like a bass boat in the sunshine.....

   Wife: "I lost 5 pounds this month" Me: "I lose 5 pounds when a take a dump" Wife: Maybe you should take more dumps

   Breaking News: New Chinese TV leaks just enough radiation so you get a gorgeous tan while watching

   "Pay me now Round Eyes" kinda ruins that delightful happy ending moment

   ♫ ♪ ♫♫ He ain't Peyton. ♪ ♫ ♫ He's his Brother ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

   Don't worry if you think you're crazy, even the tall oak trees were once nuts.

   My "Baggage" flies on a broom and smells of brimstone...

   My wife says I'm "Immature"... just because I snuck up behind her when she was reading her "Romance" novel and made kissing sounds.....

   Breaking News: 36% of Witches are indicating it is cold out.....

   I think its my mom's birthday. I should unblock her on facebook and check.