JB Funny Status Messages

   Its Funny How Sitting "Boy Girl Boy Girl" Used To Be a Punishment.

   I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!

   I Had a dream of you! You were drowning and I could not save you. All of a sudden God appeared and said, Fear not my child, crap floats!

   Redneck word - Aspect: she got done skinny-dippin', passed out on that deck chair, and had her aspect by a woodpecker.

   "I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may be; for I have also learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances."

   When someone you love becomes a memory, the memory becomes a treasure.