JAB Funny Status Messages

   I often wonder about people who say : Feels like I am wearing a diaper. I am curious is that something they practice in private. . .

   Another phrase/saying I do not understand : Some people are real a$$holes. Is that any different from a fake a$$hole. . .

   I time travel every day, from yesterday to today. . .

   Let me be the first to say, I don't give a fly monkey kcuf the Kardashians are back. . .

   I am running for King in our next election, this president su - cks. . .

   Have you noticed the words: Happy and Horny each have six letters like the number six has an x in it just like the word sex. Coincidence, I think not. . .

   Aaa the economy. The only people doing good is some black guy, his wife, two daughters.. and they live in a big white house they don't belong in. . .

   It's been a while since anybody has posted they're having a bagel, sorry no pictures. . .

   I didn't know which one of my multiple personalities I wanted to be today, so I stayed home instead. . .

   Life is a vicious circle, I will trip you during a game of musical chairs. . .

   Dave Coulier's wedding turns into a full house of I don't give a F#Ck. . . . . .

   Time to remove the little project black boy out of office ASAP !

   If we sacrifice Justine Beiber to Satan, it would bring world peace. . .

   I might not be prince charmin honey and you're not a fairy princess... so stop acting like that vajaja is gold plated. . .

   I will pay anyone $100 bucks to be at my wake in a Reapers costume holding a scythe. I will have it in my will to anyone who wants that job. . .

   69 + 69 = dinner for four. . .

   I'm still wondering exactly how long a cotton picking minute really is. Does anyone know ?

   So I thought about asking the love of my life to marry me. Chicken Parmesan. . .

   It's that time of year we need a Frozen Margarita truck. . .

   I have more people on my block list than some of you have on your friends list. . .