Eddy Funny Status Messages

   ive heard the old saying that "opportunity is just around the corner" but sometimes a hooker is around that corner so is the hooker your opportunity?

   too bad Mr. Rogers isnt still alive to have facebook & do the games...then he really can be our neighbor

   like a good neighbor state farm is there...with winning lotto numbers

   if gene pool wre like swimmin pool id drain mine & start over with fresh untainted water

   had a date tonight...& didnt need chloroform

   I think facebook is a teenager...its going through alot of changes lately

   didnt Mark Zuckerberg learn anything from Tom Anderson? the changes to myspace is what killed it

   dont laugh at ur friends if they start sounding like chicken little this next week..."the sky is falling"

   have you seen what facebook wants to do to the profiles now? zuckerberg needs a timeline of when he gave the ppl what they liked

   if NASA scientists are so smart, why didnt they pay attention to physics...what goes up must come down

   redneck word:debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate

   to the ppl thinknig facebook is really charging...send your payments to: (my name), Po box...

   sometimes I wish life was like golf...id call MULLIGAN on some moments

   its football season...detroit lions, cleveland tigers, & chicago bears...oh my

   i hate being single...my hard drive gets foll of adult videos really fast

   how imagine if gilbert godfrey got Fran Drescher pregnant...omg what an annoying voice that kid would have

   i kinda think the nintendo character mario was on drugs...he ate mushrooms & thought turtles were attacking & had to save the princess from the biggest baddest turtle of them all...this is why you dont do shrooms kids

   Gene Simmons is now married...hope he didnt french kiss the bride...she might choke

   i thoguht of a good halloween costume...rent the horse costume but only wear the back half...tell everyone "im my ex"

   ill show my neighbor where to stick his subwoofer, bass or whatever he has...ill turn the volume up all the way this time