Bill Funny Status Messages

   So....I just heard that one of the trapped Chilean miners has both his wife AND mistress at the rescue site. Awww dude, just stay down there.........

   Capsule used to rescue Chilean miners is now a prototype for all new coach seats on all US domestic flights....

   I love them all.....Fake (+)(+) , Perfect (o)(o), Perky (*)(*), Cold (^)(^) and even Grandma's \o/ \o/ Big ( • )( • ) or small (.) (.) save them all. REPOST for Breast Cancer Awareness.

   Obama: "We Must Punish Our Enemies" American Teabaggers and GOP candidates are enemies of the Latino people??? This DUDE is the Anti Christ.......

   I hate to admit it but i'm in a really dark place right now... oh wait.... found the light switch... phew! never-mind :

   Maybe the TSA is just offering prostate screenings as part of Obama's healthcare reform???

   Do you have to fly to go get one of those TSA airport pat-downs? Just asking

   thinking we need to change the term "Big Brother" to "Creepy Uncle."

   Good morning. Are you having TSA fantasies?

   Got an email about seasonal jobs as a “package handler”. Had to check to make sure it was for UPS and not the TSA…

   Wow!! Tension's in Korea is increasing. Rumor has it that France has already offered to surrender........

   This just in WIKILEAKS plans to reveal what you are getting for Xmas......

   World Cup in Qatar? Does that mean 2024 Summer Olympics in Baghdad or Kabul?

   I was about to beat up a toddler until I saw everyone's cartoon Facebook pics and got an overwhelming urge to stop.

   Wow!! Scientists have created mice from two males. Sadly, the mice cannot ask, nor tell, about it. ....

   It appears to me that Brett Favre was fined $25k per inch in the Jen Sterger affair.....

   To any and all people visiting Arkansas in the next few days, just ignore all the dead birds and fish! Really, it should be fine....From, Big Brother : )

   What kills me is the say the birds and fish in Arkansas all died simultaneously due to stress...What stress, do they over due bills to pay or something??

   There are only two possibilities why so many birds died all at once. A government conspiracy testing a new weapon, or the birds flew into the side of a UFO as the UFO was watching all the pretty fireworks that supposedly scared the birds to death.....

   Somewhere there's an alien cleaning bird poo off his spaceship right now.