@svaldez187 Funny Status Messages

   Sometimes I call the number listed on missing dog posters and just bark

   Are we sure Queen Elizabeth's death was "natural causes" and not Reggie Jackson finishing what he started?

   I honestly don't care what color the Mermaid is. It's all gonna smell like fish either way.

   Every day is St. Patrick's Day when you're a drunk who likes to pinch people.

   From Thunderdome .....to funeral home. RIP Tina Turner.

   Some of yall dressing y’all kids for red ribbon week then smoking a blunt after they go to school.