@Seanathon77 Funny Status Messages

   I bet if Tom Brady wore his UGGS Boots last night he probably would have played a lot better!

   I have over 200 cds.. This iPod better be ready for this nonsense I call music!

   Its kinda awkward seeing Chris Brown dance around after seeing him naked...

   its sad that the teenagers born after 93... Will never get to truely remember Whitney Houston..

   People who constantly think their spouse is always cheating on them..Should just stay single and miserable forever.

   What if were all dead and this is our hell?

   Wow... My boyfriend deleted me off Facebook last night.. I was single and didnt even know it!

   Saw one of those electric cars zip by me the othee day. Finally its starting to look like The Jetsons around here!

   Just realized.. I called one of my customers from work 48 times.. While trying to vote for someone on a reality tv show... Whoopsies

   Wow! The economy is so bad people are even stealin from Dr.Suess now!

   So I read the 1st page of Hunger Games... And fell asleep.

   Or your a photographer now.. Where'd you go Instagram University?

   The New iPhone5 is out.. It now fits up your a$$hole!

   Parents: Help you grow from a child to an adult.. Then they become your roommates and get mad when the rent is late..

   The best things about celebrating the holiday with family as you get older is the kids table now contains alcohol.

   When I die, I want my tombstone to have an iPad built into it. So all my friends and family can write on my wall.

   Face it.. Hotel rooms are good for one thing only... Getting laid

   Keep Calm and Keep scrolling... I got nothing funny to say here.

   I love when people see me and say..." Ohh I've been meaning to call you.. But lost your number.." B itch my number hasn't changed in 10 yrs! It should be implanted into your brain cells!

   If anybodys looking for me i'll be in Southie lookin for Erin's Gold Bra. Happy St Patricks Day