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Would you like to share that with the class? Yes, of course. That's why I was whispering it.
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03-09-2011 02:02 by @DonSixx
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Dear gas prices, I love it when you go down on me. Sincerely, pretty please?
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03-09-2011 02:09 by @DonSixx
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Looking forward to long car rides, So you can listen to your ipod for what feels like forever
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03-09-2011 02:10 by @DonSixx
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Teacher: Where's your homework? You: ...My dog ate it. Teacher: Your dog ate it? You: Okay! Okay! I fed it to him, so what?
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03-09-2011 02:13 by @DonSixx
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If your teacher puts 2x + 5x2 ÷ -8 + 21 on the board & tells you to "solve the problem"...get up, & erase the board. problem solved b*tch
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03-09-2011 02:15 by @DonSixx
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Dear person next to me in class, -->PLEASE WRITE BIGGER<-- Sincerely, didn't study.
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03-09-2011 02:16 by @DonSixx
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My parents are gone! I should do something crazy that I'm not allowed to do!... *Drinks milk straight from the carton*.... God I'm so badass.
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03-09-2011 02:19 by @DonSixx
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People say I am so cruel, but I have the heart of a small child...in a jar on my desk...
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03-09-2011 02:20 by @DonSixx
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Dear Sour Patch Kids, What happened to all the Sour Patch Parents? Sincerely, confused eater..
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03-09-2011 02:32 by @DonSixx
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Dear cops, Please stop pretending you never drank before you were 21. Sincerely, you're not fooling anyone!
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03-09-2011 02:45 by @DonSixx
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Dear scientists, Which is worse for our lungs, smoking or walking into an Abercrombie store? Sincerely, worried..
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03-09-2011 02:48 by @DonSixx
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A paper cut is the paper's way of saying,"If I was still a tree, I would give you a damn splinter,but this is the best I can do"
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03-09-2011 02:50 by @DonSixx
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Bad: Having a song stuck in your head. Worse: Having a song stuck in your head that you don't know all the words to.
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03-09-2011 02:52 by @DonSixx
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Elementary School: YAY CRAYONS! =) Middle School: Crayons? What am I, 3? -__- High School: HOLY SH*T, CRAYONS!
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03-09-2011 02:53 by @DonSixx
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Some girls needs to stop freaking out about being called "dude". Just keep calm, it's basically a unisex term
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03-09-2011 02:54 by @DonSixx
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The only pick up line guys will need on December 20th, 2012 is --> "let's live every day as if it's our last"
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03-09-2011 02:56 by @DonSixx
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Sticking your hand up in the air, and looking at it for no reason while you're lying in bed
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03-09-2011 02:56 by @DonSixx
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African mother to her child: "You better be happy you're that skinny, there's fat kids in America that wish they were as skinny as you!"
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03-09-2011 02:57 by @DonSixx
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feeling like a boss when you type without looking and you dont make any mistakes
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03-09-2011 02:58 by @DonSixx
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If I had nickel for everyime you made me angry, I'd put them in a bag and beat you with them.
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03-09-2011 03:00 by @DonSixx
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