Eddy Funny Status Messages

   those E-cigarettes plug into USB so when they run out of their fluid & get empty have they been "formatted"?

   maybe they should do like a Hunger Games city version....Ferguson vs Baltimore

   automatic doors make me feel like a jedi

   pro tip: go to men's warehouse. try on a suit. take a selfie. say the suit isnt what you want & give it back. you just got a free picture of you looking good in a nice suit.

   aac Newton had an apple before they were cool

   I'm keeping up with the Kardashians ..... my dad I s gone too

   2020 will be like any other election...Kanye will vote for Kanye

   HALLOWEEN PRO TIP.... put on your costume then over top of it do the classic ghost blanket costume....go trick-or-treating as a ghost then take the blanket off & go a 2nd round as the other costume you wore underneath....double candy

   my science teacher said living things are made up of cells so why don't we call our lovers our "cell mates"?

   always a man drinking a Crush on a Monday.....never a man crush Monday

   to anyone who spoils the movie, you'll feel my Han...Solo

   my new years resolution is 800 x 600

   I didn't see a friend's day video of Ross, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, & Chandler

   I find it ironic that Valentines Day is abbreviated as VD

   am I the only person watching Fuller House waiting for Bob Saget to tell the daughters how he met their mother?

   just like the calendar says, I "SAT" around all day today

   the "check engine" light came on. I checked & the car definitely has one. It makes loud noises & drips some stuff all over the place so I know it's there

   Am I the only person wondering why Bernie Sanders never joined the military to someday be a colonel?

   where's the CTRL, ALT and DELETE buttons on life?

   i find it odd that there's never a yelp review for the yelp website