love Funny Status Messages

   Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.

   Kindness is just love with its workboots on.

   Those who say you only fall in love once must not have a FB, cause I see ALOT of PPL falling in love like every other week with a new person!! .. and if this offends you, maybe you need to take a look at your situation.

   People who really love their jobs are annoying. Keep that sh*t to yourself.

   When you don't have love, it is like there's a party going on and everybody was invited except for you ... and you just happen to walk by that house in the rain ...

   My mom thinks LOL stands for "Lots Of Love" and texted me "Your Grandma just died. LOL"

   sometimes You'll blame a new love for things an old one did.

   Ahhhh...pity. Where would my love life have been without it?

   The happiest sentence: "...but I love you". The saddest sentence: "I love you but..."

   Love is a fire... But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

   I don't know why people say something is better if you work for it. Personally, I love being handed awesome sh*t through no effort of my own.

   I don't know why people say something is better if you work for it. Personally, I love being handed awesome sh*t through no effort of my own.

   meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice but falling in love with you I had no control over

   knows that my man really love me by asking him if he does while he's sleep talkin'. It works.

   I like It when you smile...................... But I Love It When I'm The Reason.

   I believe in love at first sight....which is exactly why I stopped looking homeless people in the eyes. Just cant risk it.

   Ok,,, I really like you Thursday, but it's Friday I truly love. It's not that I'm not happy when i'm with you, it's just that Friday does so much more for me!!!

   I'd love to have sat in the marketing analysis meetings that gave us our early cartoons. "You know what America would love? A batsh*t crazy woodpecker, that's what! And a pig, a stuttering f*cking pig!"

   What did Curt Cobain say to Courtney Love before he died?... Holes gonna be big!

   I love the way you laugh....mostly because your boobs jiggle when you do :)