fadolo Funny Status Messages

   Step 1 in a relationahip is to make sure you strike fear in your girl heart. Threaten to hit her. Make her scared of you so she wont cheat

   I be talking fast as hell at the gas station when I'm broke . . . lemmeget5on2

   Me Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)

   Paula Deen at home watching the Trayvon Martin case just licking the white part out of Oreos then stepping on the black parts

   Chicks be talking bout #TeamNoKids after 6 abortions. No bitttch you a serial killer!

   So.... who was the best shooter this month?? A. Ray Allen B. Danny GreenC. LeBron JamesD. Aaron Hernandez”

   hey hun!!!! The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.

   Bow Wow been 14 for 20 years

   Meagan Good box probably taste like Hawaiian bread, a fruit salad, the happiness of 10 freed slaves and tears from the Immaculate Mary

   a MAN and woman is the only way the world can survive

   Girls put you in the friend zone but forget they need a ride to work. Nah ho

   Somewhere In A Ghetto Household A 4 year old is "droppin it" like its hot while the family is clappin & yellin "Go SHANIQUA! Work it girl!"...

   Just because shes your girlfriend doesn't mean she isn't someone else's ho.

   if my girl cheat on me she better cheat with 6 strong guys that can carry her casket

   If my girl dance with another guy she flirting with death

   I joke on Paula Deen being racisst but if she start a plantation with free food I'd be right there like Samuel L Jackson in Django.

   Surprise jumps on the back is for 160 lbs and under women only.....any thing over is a tackle

   Zimmerman about to be walking out in the streets in an Iron Man suit.

   i'll join the revolution after I see what the cops do to the 1st 10,000

   I react to "Someone has tagged a photo of you..." in the same way I react to a doctor saying, "Your test results came back..."