anonymous Funny Status Messages

   in a relationship with Jack Daniel's.

   the reason Waldo is hiding

   trying to stop being indecisive, but is not sure about it...

   the answer

   gonna change my facebook status, but I got high...

   cool like the other side of the pillow

   usually good looking, but today is his day off.

   wondering why its called a search party....

   would have brought sexy back but I lost the receipt

   beating his record for consecutive days alive!

   Schizophrenic, and so am I.

   Gone with the Wind!

   ...To be Continued

   applied for job at AIG, I heard they get paid!

   due to the economic crisis is now only "pimping his profile".

   doing nothing worth mentioning on facebook.

   never been called a Space Cowboy.

   rearranging furniture at the home for the blind

   hiding false teeth at the old folks home for the Easter hunt

   in court her imaginary friend filed a restraining order against her