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That very very sad moment when you bite into a chocolate chip cookie only to find out it's really just a cleverly disguised oatmeal raisin cookie.
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10-29-2012 18:10 by
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a guy can f¥ck you for a year straight and still not like one thing about you
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10-31-2012 01:59 by
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After 2 million years in existence, the pinky finger reveals its true purpose: supporting the bottom of our phones.
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11-01-2012 17:49 by
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Maury needs to lock the Door so those Chicks can't run backstage.. Face it bithc
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11-03-2012 15:33 by
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(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rolling. They hating.
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11-13-2012 18:56 by
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If your girlfriend is not a Psycho then she isn't in love.
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11-18-2012 13:58 by
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Manny Pacquiao should audition to play the Dead Body on The First 48..
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12-10-2012 12:34 by
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Shout Out to the Kids in the Projects that left some Milk & Cookies out for Santa but the Roaches got to it first.
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12-26-2012 20:57 by
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Whether you order a six-inch or a foot- long, both you and your sandwich artist are thinking about diks for at least a second.
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01-06-2013 01:03 by
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This hood rat on Maury found out dude wasnt the Father, she ran so far backstage when I turned the Channel she was on 106 & Park!
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01-08-2013 23:59 by
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The word "Saturday" has "turd" in it. Good luck trying to ignore that for the rest of ur life, starting now.
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01-22-2013 20:40 by
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A "wifey type" has nothing to do with rolling blunts/cooking.. It's more like a woman that takes care of you, loves you & stands by ur side
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01-27-2013 22:59 by
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Beyonce might be hot but underneath all thatt hair there will always be a little rubber band ball of nap.
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01-27-2013 23:07 by
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took you to dinner,a movie,then for drinks,get back too your house then tell me you have your period (・_・)ノ”(ノ_<)
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01-27-2013 23:26 by
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Ghetto Olympics: On your MARK.........Get SET.............TWERK!
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03-22-2013 23:50 by
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Women wake up yawning while men wake up with an erection. Coincidence?? I think NOT
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04-30-2013 07:38 by
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Some girls drink to get drunk. Some drink to get bi.
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05-06-2013 22:33 by
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Loyal women will love you while you're broke; a ho will love you till you're broke
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06-06-2013 16:14 by
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My face wakes up 3-4 hours after the rest of me.
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06-11-2013 20:03 by
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Being born gaa why is the dumbest statement. You barely know how to walk but you already figured out your sex ual preference??? Fohhhhh
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06-15-2013 19:15 by
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