FADOLO Funny Status Messages

   That very very sad moment when you bite into a chocolate chip cookie only to find out it's really just a cleverly disguised oatmeal raisin cookie.

   a guy can f¥ck you for a year straight and still not like one thing about you

   After 2 million years in existence, the pinky finger reveals its true purpose: supporting the bottom of our phones.

   Maury needs to lock the Door so those Chicks can't run backstage.. Face it bithc

   (._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rolling. They hating.

   If your girlfriend is not a Psycho then she isn't in love.

   Manny Pacquiao should audition to play the Dead Body on The First 48..

   Shout Out to the Kids in the Projects that left some Milk & Cookies out for Santa but the Roaches got to it first.

   Whether you order a six-inch or a foot- long, both you and your sandwich artist are thinking about diks for at least a second.

   This hood rat on Maury found out dude wasnt the Father, she ran so far backstage when I turned the Channel she was on 106 & Park!

   The word "Saturday" has "turd" in it. Good luck trying to ignore that for the rest of ur life, starting now.

   A "wifey type" has nothing to do with rolling blunts/cooking.. It's more like a woman that takes care of you, loves you & stands by ur side

   Beyonce might be hot but underneath all thatt hair there will always be a little rubber band ball of nap.

   took you to dinner,a movie,then for drinks,get back too your house then tell me you have your period (・_・)ノ”(ノ_<)

   Ghetto Olympics: On your MARK.........Get SET.............TWERK!

   Women wake up yawning while men wake up with an erection. Coincidence?? I think NOT

   Some girls drink to get drunk. Some drink to get bi.

   Loyal women will love you while you're broke; a ho will love you till you're broke

   My face wakes up 3-4 hours after the rest of me.

   Being born gaa why is the dumbest statement. You barely know how to walk but you already figured out your sex ual preference??? Fohhhhh