love Funny Status Messages

   I love it when people get mad and speed past me, only to end up at the same red light.

   Kamala Harris quote: "Who doesn't love a yellow school bus? Can you raise your hand if you love a yellow school bus? Many of us went to school on a yellow school bus, right? I remember them now, all yellow and everything."

   Thanksgiving: Being thankful for what you have and those you love. Black Friday: Trampling those you love to save 15% on something you don't have. Cyber Monday: "Hey, babe. Sorry I killed your dad Friday. Here's an iTunes gift card to ease the pain

   Don't expect any New Years resolution from me. I intend on staying the same awkward, outspoken delight you have all come to know and love.

   You gotta love these women on Facebook that never ♥️ your posts because they're married. Meanwhile, their husbands are flirting with anything that has 2 holes and a heartbeat.

   Elon Musk is out of control. And we love it.

   Being kissed while you're asleep is one of the purest forms of love. Unless of course you're in prison.

   Guilty pleasure ...I absolutely am addicted to the show Pop the balloon or fund I mean find love .

   I have a love/hate relationship with Daylight Saving Time. I love it in the evening, but I hate it in the morning.

   Those people aren't attacking Telsa dealerships. They are tourists showing love. I learned that on January 6th 2021.

   Aint no hate like Christian love.

   Hug your mother today. Tell her you love her.

   TDSmania loves men who love kids a little to hard. Are you trying to say something to all of us?

   Not sure what Dems love more now….TDS…or TDA.

   Will tell you exactly what Dems love the most.... The entire world, dozens and dozens of countries, turning on yours lol

   ONE SIMPLE QUESTION: WHY ARE YOU LETTING ONE MAN SYSTEMATICALLY DESTROY YOUR NATION RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES? Love, Germany

   I'm not in favor of anyone destroying other people's property. But I have to say I love seeing a lot less Tesla Cybertrucks on the road.

   We love Canada. The women aren't nearly as fat, the men aren't nearly as dumb, there are far less kids getting shot in the head at school, and it doesn't smell like sh*t. 🇨🇦

   I think I figured it out. F*GA just love getting f*cked up the ass. They love it. Just bent over those barrels screaming "give it to me harder daddy".

   I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27.