fadolo Funny Status Messages

   Any Woman that keeps her Kid from they Father is a Dead Beat mother too!!!

   Dear Citizen, please stand still while your government tear-gasses you. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

   We'll be corporate slaves in no time… if we vote for Rom ney 2012

   There are females getting ignored RIGHT NOW because football is back. Y'all will get the sidechick treatment all season. Keep ya head up tho

   Chicks piss on dudes all the time and call it squirting, so why was R. Kelly frowned upon...

   Ladies.. Yall had 7 months to get mentally prepared for Football Season. We dealt with yall Loser Wives shows all year!

   got a free iPad and iPhone today. It's like this gun is magic.

   We've all met a child that makes us realize 'child abuse' began for a reason..

   iPhone > Android > Nokia > Land phone > Typewriter > 2 cans and a string > Message in a bottle > Pigeon with a note taped to it > Blackberry

   My Homeless Sign Would Say "I Bet You $10 That You'll Read This"

   Why is that cotton candy talking? Grandma, that's Niki Minaj.

   BABY MAMA has replaced the word "WIFE"

   THE QUESTION ISN'T Who Won Debate? THE QUESTION IS Who Swallowed DE-BATE!

   What kinda shoe do pedoophiles wear? White vans.

   Guys will go to another barber and feel guilty... but cheat on their girl and go home like nothin happened

   A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know.

   As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.

   Bands will make her dance, Food Stamps will make her twerk. But if Romne why becomes president, yall hos will have to work.

   To all the faatt h oezss that only take pics from the neck up .... good try but I'm a master a detecting hippos

   Roger Clemens is coming back to baseball at age 50. Proof that if you work hard and live right you'll lose your roster spot to Clemens.