SULLY Funny Status Messages

   Wow. The people of Egypt are really going nuts over this Zimmerman trial..

   I bet Zimmerman didn't even kill Martin. I bet it was Aaron Hernandez....

   A lot of folks are going to be upset that the Zimmerman jury didn't come to a verdict tonight. A prime weekend looting night, down the drain..

   @piersmorgan I'll give away all my weapons, if you axe Rachel Jeantel to read a letter that's written in cursive.... PLEASE

   Nancy Grace TONIGHT: George Zimmerman's secret plot to kill the Royal Baby.

   Wait!! Its Tim Tebow's birthday today and Tom Brady got hurt..... Jesus take the wheel.

   Things I wish I could unsee: 1. Miley Cyrus twerking 2. Miley Cyrus riding that foam finger 3. Miley Cyrus

   My Syria plan: Give weapons to both sides. Let them annihilate each other. Smoke a cigar with Benjamin Netanyahu....

   The media is a weapon of mass destruction....

   I don't Obamaknow and I don't Obamacare......

   Happy first day of fall! ¡ƃuıɹds ɟo ʎɐp ʇsɹıɟ ʎddɐH

   If the Government shuts down who will spy on me?

   Do Obama phones immediately quit working if the government shuts down? Asking for a friend......

   Good thing my drug dealer delivers rain, sleet or government shutdown......

   Will be taking part in the looting and anarchy that's sure to come with tonight's government shutdown......

   Damn it!! I wish I had some fireworks for the government shutdown tonight.....

   Are the ATF and border patrols also shutdown? Asking for a Mexican friend....

   CNN Breaking news: Grand Canyon is closed, please don't look if you are driving or flying through.....

   CNN Breaking news: Due to Government Shutdown, all the aliens in Area 51 have been released......

   Guess what day it is!!! Guess! What! Day! It! Is! Its Day 2 of the government shutdown and society has yet to collapse, this is exactly what the Democrats feared....