Funny Status Messages

   can't believe its not butter!

   not responding

   what you need!

   marking his territory.

   here

   walking away

   "like a mime trapped in a box, you want out, but you cant yell for help. "

   playing music for the hearing impaired.

   The kids next doors imaginary friend!

   just Manny being Manny

   Joe the plumber

   writing a list and checking it twice

   picking a bone with you

   has issues. Would you care to listen?

   not afraid of heights - but afraid of widths.

   terrified of being offline

   having it her way

   likes big butts and he cannot lie

   laughing at your pictures

   aware of how pathetic you actually are!