Monday Funny Status Messages

   I had a choice tonight to either watch the Redskins lose on Monday Night Football or clean the toilets in my house. Since I didn't feel like throwing up this evening I'm cleaning house

   In honor of Cyber Monday...my pants are 75% off...

   Apparently, there's no need for a web-cam on Cyber Monday.

   apparently cyber monday takes on a COMPLETELY different meaning on some websites

   My Saturday was going pretty well until I realised it was Monday.

   Told the owner of my company that I'm not coming in Monday because he has this new "Affluenza" and I don't want to catch it.

   January is what Monday would look like if it grew up.

   Dear Monday.. I hate u...

   Monday I drank a Shirley Temple to mourn her, today I'm going to eat a Caesar salad to mourn Sid, tomorrow I'm having a Bieber burger & crossing my fingers....

   It's Monday. I'm refreshed and ready to hate my Job

   Dear Monday, Back Off, I will Cut You

   On Monday, Chipotle will begin selling tofu burritos in the New York area. So if you love burritos, and you love tofu . . . you probably don’t exist.

   I don't always hate Monday, but when I do it's usually the Monday after the Spring Daylight Savings Time change.

   Just glad Jesus died on a Friday Good Monday just doesn't 'roll' off the tongue as well

   Toronto Mayor Rob Ford announced today that he is checking into rehab. He said he entered rehab this week to deal with the problem swiftly — and also because Monday is Cinco de Mayo, and he ain’t missing that.

   The weekend is the reason I work Monday-Friday.

   Yes tell everyone who cares to listen about how Monday sucks so we all know what a bore you are.

   Apparently it's Monday today and it's sunny outside. Thanks everyone for that invaluable piece of information

   Tuesday, aka Monday 2.0

   That is correct Monday. And the horse you rode in on...