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What do want to bet there's going to be a lot of revenge attacks over the next few months? 
Right now Bin Laden is in Hell with his 72 "virgins" cursing the iPhone app "use current location" and wondering why nobody showed him the fine print in the Qu'ran stating that the "virgins" were never specified as being female... or human, for that matte
Obama, our marijuana laws are causing a dilema. Half of us can not find our car keys, could use a little help, sincerely, California
Wait, since Bin Laden's dead, who will protect us from the Jersey Shore??
When you cut the head off a snake, it doesn't die right away, it's still dangerous. The war on terror is NOT over, just yet.
'Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Winston Churchill. War on terror is not over yet!
After being bored to death with the Royal Wedding and the Beatification of the Pope, finally something worth watching on TV. Come on CNN I want all the gory details and footage on the death of Osama Bin Laden. This I can watch for days.
i was sick of partying and thought i'll take a break for few days but this Osama just gave me a reason to party again.. tonight i'll have Osama Shots
Okay, so Osama is dead, horraay, but there are still thousands of clowns haunting the earth!
doesn't care that she's bad at parking. The other cars are bad at swerving!
They deployed on Osama the minute he "checked in" to the mansion.... Well played Facebook.......
Too effin bad that Jack Bauer doesn't work for US govt. He would've caught hold of Laden in 24 hours!
The one thing that I can guarantee America will forget: That it was Britain's MI6 that pointed the America's CIA in the right direction. You're welcome by the way!
So glad we finally got Bin Laden! It's taken so long to kill him that iPhone was about to come out with an app for that!
Osama was spotted on a street view image on google earth
Dear Bin Laden, I guess you are no longer the champ of Hide-n-seek! you lose MOFO! you lose! -- I WIN! Sincerely, Waldo
bet Oprah's pissed she pre-recorded her interview with Obama last week to air today.
"9/11 organiser dead". Nonsense, I've never seen George W. Bush looking healthier.
Elton John is said to be writting a tribute song for Bin Laden's Death - SANDALS IN THE BIN
Dear Lord... When he stands before you for judgment, let him stay around for a while. Give him the grand tour and introduce him to the thousands of people who have been waiting there for over a decade to forgive him. (continued...) 