love Funny Status Messages
Search results for status messages containing 'love': View All Messages
Page: 144 of 153
Give her flowers. Women love watching a slow death.
I love my new phone that beeps and lights up every couple minutes to let me know it's battery needs charged before It uses up the last of its power to vibrate in a finely death quiver.
←Rate |
09-09-2019 03:43
Comments (0)
I love making pasta when I have a ton of dirty dishes in the sink. just dump that hot water in there when you’re done, and bam! you’ve got dinner and a set of totally clean dishes!
←Rate |
09-10-2019 11:55
Comments (0)
ME: (meeting the devil) I love your eggs.
←Rate |
09-12-2019 10:07
Comments (0)
In almost every situation, Nutella makes a great substitute for love.
←Rate |
09-13-2019 07:16
Comments (0)
Well if you didn't want me to fall in love with you, why did you tell me you had nachos?
←Rate |
09-25-2019 15:59
Comments (0)
Laughs, joy, rainbows, outstanding, butterflies, sunlight, weekends, love, cheers, relaxing, Saturdays, extraordinary, hilarious, moonlight, optimistic, peaceful, romance - Just changing my Facebook algorithms with keywords to see happier posts!
←Rate |
09-27-2019 01:56
Comments (0)
Those who ignore my posts... may your crush fall in love with your best friend
←Rate |
10-04-2019 12:35
Comments (0)
I need everyone to reach into the bottoms of your hearts and send me all your love, good vibes and support at this time. Oh and don't worry nothing's wrong, In fact everything is going great! and just figure why wait to ask until things go wrong.
←Rate |
10-06-2019 09:54
Comments (0)
We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and facebook can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.
Orson Welles
←Rate |
10-09-2019 04:57
Comments (0)
She was just a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still
←Rate |
10-09-2019 06:37
Comments (0)
Guys I just seen this girl crying outside of my local mall. I asked her what's wrong, she said she lost 200$. So I gave her 40$ from the 200$ I picked up at the entrance. When God blesses you, you must bless others. Spread love
←Rate |
10-13-2019 07:32
Comments (1)
Date *sitting on couch* I love scary movies Me: ok but this is pretty dark, it's about a boy plagued by haunted dolls Date: Sounds good! Me: The cowboy one is called Woody
←Rate |
10-16-2019 07:19
Comments (0)
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Terminator is a drapery salesman in the new movie. His new catchphrase? “I’ll be back....with some swatches I think you’re just going to LOVE.”
←Rate |
10-23-2019 04:36
Comments (0)
Halloween. A kid comes to the door with a sign”I love ceilings” What are you? A Ceiling Fan. Gave him all the candy.
←Rate |
11-03-2019 06:09
Comments (0)
I told my aunt I love cooking with my Instapot, and judging by these edible recipes she just sent me she may have misunderstood.
←Rate |
11-04-2019 04:31
Comments (0)
I love when you look into someone's eyes and you can just see their face light up because they are some sort of cyborg with face lighting.
←Rate |
11-07-2019 05:28
Comments (0)
I love how flat-earthers believes the other planets around us are round.
←Rate |
11-18-2019 01:07
Comments (0)
Love Facebook's feature that not only helps you to get more things done, it give you more time to hangout with friend's and be more social, which you can find it under settings then scrolling down to where it says Log out. Try it, it works!
←Rate |
11-27-2019 09:14
Comments (0)
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is to know what rhymes with "Hug me" Love, Robin Thicke
←Rate |
12-05-2019 13:52
Comments (0)
[Search Results] [View All Messages]