anonymous Funny Status Messages

   smells like teen spirit

   troubled by the thought of being not able to write a sensible status message

   hates your extended network.

   "somewhere in the land of Oz, picking on a scarecrow. "

   FUBAR

   "serious, and don't call me Shirley "

   stimulating his package.

   saving a lot on his child support by switching to condoms.

   big in Japan

   with the girl next door

   up to no good.

   partying like a rock star.

   hacked your Facebook

   hungry like the wolf.

   "checking Facebook while on vacation, what a loser. "

   and Fabio are now friends.

   thought of it before you did.

   thinks your tractor's sexy

   "trying to find a better ""status""... "

   "an absolute, undoubtable, indescribable vision of awesome. "