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I like my women like I like my peanut butter... chunky.

←Rate | 08-06-2022 10:05 by Mickey Comments (0)

Soft tacos are just tiny burritos with a sun roof.

←Rate | 08-25-2022 07:56 by Mickey Comments (0)

Dating is like trying on shoes. You think you found a good fit, but it begins to hurt after a little while.

←Rate | 09-03-2022 10:03 by Mickey Comments (0)

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