anonymous Funny Status Messages

   now available in widescreen.

   may contain traces of nuts.

   may not be smarter than a 5th grader but for sure smarter than a 4th grader

   would like to buy a vowel.

   calling doctor after 4 hour erection

   crunchy on the outside with a deliciously chewy center

   Almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met :(

   Hello world

   taking a walk outside her mind

   will gladly brighten your atmosphere.

   feeling strangely happy.

   "added new photos to the album ""Porn"" "

   in the moment...

   making a list and checking it twice

   done signing autographs

   everywhere that's anywhere

   successfully licked one of his elbows!

   dancing naked on your roof.

   making the sun shine

   elevated to the point of reversing gravity