Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   LIFE HACK: Living out of your car isn't so bad if you keep telling yourself you're "on tour"

   Anyone want to hang out tonight? Miley ruined my plans...

   Can't wait to see the look on my doctors face when he walks in the room and I'm already bent over the exam table!!!

   They told me I can't sit in the parking lot anymore and post that I'm working out. So I guess I'll go in and give it a try...

   If You Like Piña Colada's, and getting songs stuck in your head...

   WTF. Adam Lavine photoshops his face onto my body? so pissed right now...

   That is correct Monday. And the horse you rode in on...

   Yeah, that's right! I learned all my dance moves from the paternity tests on Maury!!

   You're never too old to learn stupid siht...

   My toenails taste different. Hope I'm not sick...

   Surprised I didn't see pics of kids kicking and screaming titled, "Second Day Of School"

   Get your popcorn ready! It's Movie Night in Ferguson again!!

   Gonna try out my new drinking game tonight... 1. Turn on the news. 2. Take a drink every time the word FERGUSON is said!!!

   You would think with all the ice water laying all over the world, it would be a lot cooler...

   It's true, opposites attract. My wife gets up early and does stuff.

   If I'm ever in a coma, please don't try to wake me. I'm doing what I love.

   When I grow up, I wanna be the guy in the fluffy suit that police dogs attack!!!

   Changed my iCloud password to, "1234". Now we wait...

   Haters are like crickets… they make a lot of noise!!

   Self Control is not smacking 2 girls arguing over which filter to use before Instagraming a pic of their Pumpkin Spice Latte.