FADOLO Funny Status Messages

   .When the doctor said that we couldn't have sex for 6 weeks, I actually saw a tear roll down the palm of my hand

   Remember Ladies, blojobs are flowers for men.

   ┐('.'┐) ┐('.'┐) (┌'.')┌ ┐('.'┐) (┌'.')┌ (┌'.')┌ cus' this is thriller, thriller night.

   The only thing more stressful than a blind date is meeting a new drug dealer for the first time

   took you to dinner,a movie,then for drinks,get back to your house then tell me you have your period (・_・)ノ”(ノ_<)

   "Lick it or ticket." - horny cop.

   Has 99 problems. All bittches.

   *Facebook* How I look in photos I upload: s(•_•)z How I look in photos I'm tagged in: \(•~°)/

   Her: :-P Me: 8===D Her: :-O Me: 8====D~~~ Her: :-) Me: 8=D Me: ZZZZ

   Cop cars should play the jaws theme song

   A perfect relationship is one which the only thing you fight about is who gets to hold the camera when you're fvcking...

   It must be past the Celtics bedtime.

   that risky towel walk you have to do from the shower to the bedroom

   Shoutout to all the dark skinned girls with the cheetah print tattoo that looks like a 2nd degree burn....

   a real woman rotates tha batteries in her remote wit tha batteries in her vibrator

   Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest thing I'll ever get to being a damn magician.

   LeBron James hairline got a back court violation.

   Gas is dropping...we must have secured an oil rig in the middle east...

   thumbs up if you drive til the gas light come on

   Good morning beautiful ladies "Muah" Good morning ugly ladies "Handshakes"