fadolo Funny Status Messages

   (づ▶__◢)づ︻┳デ═一 say YOLO one more time.

   Ladies, why does it take you so long to get ready? Is it that hard to put on a fu?king apron?

   Whenever people start getting too close to me I talk into my watch as I hold eye contact with them.

   (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ " make me a Sandwich!" .. Girlfriend : ( -.-) "HELL NO!" ..... (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ "THE HELL YOU SAY ?"

   Good morning beautiful ladies "Kisses" Good morning ugly ladies "handshakes"...

   you're an overweight female who wears Yoga Pants everyday? Please continue to do so, I love throwing up in my mouth

   BoObs are to men what laser pointers are to cats.

   White Parent: *Knock Knock* May I Come In? Blck Parent: *BOOM BOOM* OPEN UP DIS GOT DAMN DOOR, you DONT PAY NO BILLS TO BE LOCKIN DOORS

   MY girlfriend says I'm too immature for her. I'm still trying to figure out how she got past my force field.

   If your chinese store dont have bullet proof glass then your not in the hood.!

   HOODTRANSLATIONS Sh*t just got real = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & this is no more a laughing matter.

   HOODTRANSLATIONS: "Where the hoez at?" = We wish to know the whereabouts about those with no morals to perform in rather raunchy activities

   #HOODTRANSLATIONS: "take one for the team bruh" = while I'm with this attractive female, please occupy her friend who is strong in the face.

   HOODTRANSLATIONS: "Bruh I got da whip"= My mother was kind enough to let me use the car Today.....

   White chicks will make themselves deep throatt the dikk, black chicks get to a certain limit like "I can't do this"

   Me: You know, talking to yourself doesn't make you crazy. Me: I know, right? Me: It's a sign of advanced intelligence. Me: High-5. Me: Word.

   I'm currently writing a book about my love of dogs and gardening. It's called b*tches and hoes.

   Party ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ at my __̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡......

   "Hold me." -Grudges

   •Keep the smile. •Leave the tear. •Think of joy. •Forget the fear. •Hold the laugh. •Leave the pain. •Be joyous till i. post again!.