anonymous Funny Status Messages

   got bitten by a mosquito and I liked it

   """Turns out I'm not a Jedi after all"" "

   "likes it when people call him ""kitten"" "

   what she said

   wants you and your beautiful soul

   thinks you are wasting her time

   regretting all their wasted time on my space

   "kid tested, mother approved "

   immeasurably happy'

   "would like ""Bailouts for millionaires"" for 700 billion, Alex. "

   wonders where Puff the Magic Dragon gets the good stuff

   thinks the best cats are those that are stuck to my tire.

   whistling a merry tune

   kicking it ol' school

   ? Who the hell is that?

   esta practicando su espa?ol

   the heebie da ba jeebies!

   Loves To Be Bipolar...Hates To be Bipolar

   can ride their bike with no handle bars

   must be stored in a cool dry place away from sunlight.