SULLY Funny Status Messages

   Boring Apocalypse thus far. Seems like Ryan Seacrest should be hosting a "2012 A-Rock-Alypse Eve" show from Times Square or something.....

   Gonna be honest here since the world is ending: "Sailing" by Christopher Cross makes me emotional.

   Well, if this apocalypse doesn't work out, I hear there's a Jamaican calender that ends on 4/20 next year....

   Apocalypse Update Day 2: Still here....... Damn!!

   Lord....Please send ALL the morons below me back to school!!

   Red Cross taking donations for disaster relief...... Text "Irish"

   smoking a blunt with Justin Bieber.....

   That incredibly relieving feeling when you have to fart after having the man flu for 4 days, and its only a fart!! Fart roulette.......

   If anything the Lance Armstrong confession confirms my belief that exercise leads to deceitful behavior.

   Forgive me Oprah for I have sinned. This is my first confession in twenty years....

   Let's put Congress in front of Oprah...

   Oh $hit....... I think my imaginary girlfriend has been cheating on me with some dude from Notre Dame.

   I'd never miss my imaginary girlfriend's funeral. Just saying....

   I believe Manti Te'o but it seems like no one else does. I've been arguing about it all morning with my imaginary girlfriend Tina

   I'm just sayin it's times like these that I'm thankful for the health of my imaginary girlfriend.... Blessed

   I have a confession to make! Back in 1985 I... Wait a minute, get me Oprah!

   This is not a post. This is a lip-sync of a post.....

   On a positive note..... North Korea can only reach the west coast, nobody cares about them anyways.

   anybody else worried about this North Korea threat. I've been nuked in "Empires and Allies" and that didn't turn out so well. This might be worse...

   Can't Brad and Angelina just adopt North Korea?