Eddy Funny Status Messages

   i'm thinking about sending a fruitcake to some family members for Christmas...u know the old saying "you are what you eat"

   dear Myans, its ok to be wrong...its not like its the end of the world

   twas the night before Christmas & all through the trailer park, not a creature was stirring, not even a dog's bark (redneck edition)

   i don't get it...tonight theres millions of breaking & entering cases but nobody calls the police because they get bought off with presents

   if George Takei starts asking a lot of questions does he become "curious George"?

   if i'm not funny, amusing, or entertaining in any way there is no refund

   the weatherman is predicting some frosted flakes in the morning...he better mean breakfast

   HAPPY HANGOVER DAY

   i wonder if Bruce Wayne calls it his "batman cave" or his "bat 'man cave' "

   if "PRO" is the opposite of "CON" then "PROgress" has to be the opposite of "CONgress

   I should just change my name to "Han" because it looks like I'm gonna stay solo *forever alone*

   when the doctor tells me to start eating light does he mean I should start drinking a miller lite with every meal?

   No, Microsoft, I'm not sending an error report because snitches get glitches

   my package finally came today. this is awesome....it means I have bubble wrap to play with

   i wonder if Rihanna was watching Twilight when she wrote the lyrics "shine bright like a diamond"

   wonders if dogs do it human style

   if the weed did make Lance perform better, those baseball players are gonna feel silly for injecting steroids that shrink their junk

   i always said "im so hungry I could eat a horse" but I think i'll pass

   it would of been cool if Atlanta Falcons had won today....then the Super Bowl could be sponsored by the game "Angry Birds"

   my brain is like a prison....has all those cells & they dont all get used all the time