sully Funny Status Messages

   Another NBA season...and Chris Bosh is still ugly.

   NJ Gov Christie has cancelled Halloween… people are being asked to send any previously purchased Candy to the Office of the Governor.

   I've a bottle of Champagne chilling for election night. If Romney wins I'll drink a glass. If Obama wins I'll drink the whole thing then start on whiskey....

   Breaking: Elmo taking over as the "special teams" coach at Penn. State!

   I'm starting to think that all those hours in school when I practiced writing my autograph was just a waste of time.....

   I always wondered what a ''Chimichanga" was. Just found out. It's a bad case of diarrhea....

   Forget the Mayans, if Twinkies makers don't return to work by 5 pm, the world ends today.

   So much for my plans on surviving the zombie apocalypse on twinkies.

   In memory of Mr. Food's passing, I will eat a lot of food tomorrow, and I will inappropriately be saying, "Ooh! It's so good!" after every bite throughout the day....

   Now that we have a cease fire in Gaza, I wish Obama would send Clinton to work on the Hostess/Twinkie mess....

   Whatever...... The kids table is more fun anyway.

   Black Friday? Don't they already get February?

   Ok......I don't think this Black Friday thing is working. I'm still white?

   So...if yesterday was Black Friday, and today is Broke Saturday, then tomorrow must be Return everything Sunday?

   If I win Power Ball tonight....I'll spend the rest of my life in my whitie tighties judging people on the internet. So basically same thing just $550 million richer.

   If you search “idiot” in google search, the page will do nothing. (Try it anyways)

   FYI Friends; DO NOT "share" Nolan Daniels's photo. It only ruins YOUR chances of winning!

   Don't worry guy's.... I just hung my 2013 calendar to protect us from the apocalypse. We should be good.

   FYI - Only seven more shopping days until the apocalypse! Plan your looting accordingly...

   God got kicked out of our schools and the devil walked right on in......