Eddy Funny Status Messages

   I wonder if Disney is gonna make the Epcot Center look like the Death Star now

   when people refer to "the world's oldest profession" do they mean gardening?...Genesis refers to a Garden of Eden in the beginning

   i time traveled tonight without using a DeLorean

   on the flight back home dont let Romney sit by the window....he might really try to open it this time

   remember kids to always try 100%...not just 53%...u still need that other 47% to get things done

   if Steve jobs invented the MAC computer, does that make him the original "Mac Daddy"?

   now with Hostess going out of business, we wont have any twinkies to eat when the zombie apocalypse happens

   2 things you never guess on women: age & weight....wrong answers hurt

   i think before a member of congress makes a speech they should be drunk ....that way they wont lie

   the doctor says go to the gym but he doesnt say to step inside it....theres a Chick-fil-A next to the gym at the mall

   eating some thanksgiving pie still with some cooh whip...cant have pie without cooh whip

   when women want to be treated like a princess, they go looking for prince charming....they need to look for Mario....he will do anything & has a lot of extra lives

   during the local christmas parade tonight, the local hospital had a float that read "more than a hospital"...yeah, they're also a morgue

   I wonder if Colorado or Washington girl scouts can make "special cookies" to sale along with the others

   ego boost: put a bumper sticker on the car that says "honk if I'm sexy" & then drive very slow

   electrocuting the engineer

   who cares how it's spelled or its scientific properties....to argue over it instead of drink it tells ur losers

   so many kids give carrots to the reindeer on Christmas & as they're flying you never hear of any droppings hitting a car or a roof.....id like to see that insurance claim

   are we gonna hear it all day about the stupid date? ooohhhh the numbers are the same. all my cheerios are the same too but I dont tell everyone about it everytime it happens

   since Norman Joseph Woodlawn is dead, I wonder if they're going to put a bar code on his casket