@The69Sheriff Funny Status Messages

   I still don't understand how finishing my food is going to save a starving child in Africa.

   I wonder if we're "homed people" to them...

   I wonder if they have a minute of silence at a mime's funeral?

   Really listened to "Freebird" last night. The guy is a bird you can't change. He's an unchangeable bird. And there's a guitar solo. Classic.

   "We Built This City on Slave Labor and Freemason Secrets" - Thomas Jefferson Starship.

   I want to wear a "One in the Oven" shirt backwards... so the arrow points to my ass.

   I just unlocked the "Restraining Order" badge by stalking people who use 4square.

   M.C. Hammer should be a security guard at an art museum.

   Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea... if you add commas.

   Remember the good ol' days when people robbed banks... not the other way around?

   I wonder if I ask too many hypothetical questions?

   Controversy in Tibet... they are naming the first black Dalai Lama, the Dalai Lamar.

   I want my tombstone to say "Don't just stand there... water my flowers."

   What do you think the employee discount is at the Dollar Store? Do you think it's 'just take it'?