anonymous Funny Status Messages

   the one who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shut up!

   havingtrou blewithhis spacebar.

   a mystery you'll never solve

   going to the dark side...they have candy

   "writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others ""status"" is"

   out walking her pet fish

   about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... brace yourself..

   going off the rails on a crazy train

   putting his left foot in and taking his left foot out - but he is NOT doing the hokie pokie

   spitting in your general direction

   "Vini, Vedi, Velcro... I came I saw I stuck around!"

   been modified from his original version. He has been formatted to fit your Screen.

   as seen on TV

   filmed in front of a live studio audience

   looking to the 8 ball for all the answers

   not doing what Simon says

   not yet rated.

   out making some changes in hisher life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes!

   "childish. No he's not, yes he is, no he's not, yes he is."

   like a lawyer with the way he is always trying to get you off