Uncle Bubba Funny Status Messages

   A kid came to my door dressed as Tony Romo. I asked him why he had no candy in his bag. He said he used to but he turned it over.

   What does an Eagles fan do after his team wins the Super Bowl?....He turns off Madden and goes to bed

   Did you know that if you spell "Go hang a salami" backwards it comes out as "I'm a lasagna hog" ?!?!?

   Do you the only thing worse than a Patriot fan?.........Two Patriot fans!

   Tony Romo tried to throw a Superbowl party but it was intercepted

   That halftime show was the best....said no one ever!

   Hugo Chavez and that kid Manny on Modern Family look just alike.

   Try saying "Whale oil beef hooked" without sounding like a drunken Irishman

   Shark Week is so much better that Shart Week!

   You can't spell furloughed without f-u

   What does a NY Giants fan do after his team wins? Turns off the xbox and goes to bed.

   Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj jump off the Empire State Building. Who hits first?......Who cares?

   A man is a man all of his life, but a woman's just horny until she's your wife.

   Hey Peyton eat a Snickers! Why? Because you play like Tony Romo when you are hungry.

   What is worse than lobsters on your tennis court? Crabs on your balls!

   My wife asked me if I knew her favorite flower was. Apparently "Gold Medal All Purpose" was not the correct response

   How great would it be if Justin Bieber and all of the Kardashians started flying on Malaysian Airlines?

   I think Taylor Swift's song "Shake It Off" is a great potty training tool for boys

   IS + Ebola = Problem Solved

   Thinking of Black Friday shopping in Ferguson this year. Heard you can grab some really good deals.