Luka Funny Status Messages

   forgive your enemys nothing pisses them off more

   I trust you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do tonight

   Do Not Disturb I I am already disturbed enough

   If you are in a canoe flying over the grand canyon and a tire falls off how many pancakes does it take to fix a dog house orange elephants dont like ice cream

   Our Parents Spend half Our Lives Trying to get us to Stand up and talk now they 0nly want to see you sit down and shut up

   A bisexual Is someone that likes Girls as much as the next Guy

   People are like slinkys Useless Stupid But Fun to Push down Stsirs

   A true Solider is Someone that fights not because He Hates whats infront of HIm but Loves What is behind him

   Meaning of Internet fagget according To urban dictonary last I checked is Someone that acts Tough on internet sites but cant back any thing in real life

   2 more for today Do you want some Hot Lesbein Sex and by Lez sex I mean Tea but it will still be hot

   Good morning I see the assasins failed

   Dont wish For a Happy ending It means Something has to end

   I READ Smoking is bad So I gave up smoking I read drinkiing was bad so I gave up drinking I heard Sex Was bad so I gave up on reading

   Captin Obvious and general stupidty Are in the same army

   How can I explain Your love And how it turns my world up side down

   If I break up with you Why say I wont find anyone else like you If I wanted someone like you I wouldnt Break up with you

   Dear Lord You have taken away my favourite actoress britney Murphy favourite Singer Mj and my favourite spokesman billy mays I just wanna say my favourite singer is lil wayne

   You cry I cry your happy I am happy you laugh I laugh you jump off a bridge I laugh even harder

   I Did not I Repeat I Did not sleep with that young intern I Was up all night

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