Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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The Who just announced their ultimate final 'The Song is Over' tour.
Right,....WE WON'T BE FOOLED AGAIN ! 
People aren't picking on Dump because he's autistic. People are picking on him because he's ret*rded. Big difference.
"When you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy they had great arms but they ran out. It’s called sports. It’s called baseball in particular and pitchers I guess you could say, really particular." Maggots Hero Apr 07, 2025
Coffee doesn’t make the world go round, but it sure makes the ride more bearable
I'm thinking the guy who thought up the idea to build Venice over water is the same guy who thought putting holes in bagels was a good idea; he likes things that leak.
thinks that Facebook is like a college dormitory. No matter the hour, there's always someone up. Also, someone is drunk.
The air outside feels like a Newport menthol 100
Women are like dog doo. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
If what you have to say to me is going to take longer than the song "Bohemian Rhapsody" just don't! I won't be listening anyway
Canada is USA lite
If you are confused by the tariffs, here are two messages directly from the White House. 1.The tariffs are real, and there will be no negotiating, period. 2. Look, we’re not going to rule out making deals. 😂 It's being run by such incompetent idiots.
Man, those pesky facts making the 'crats' heads hurt. But keep trying. I'm entertained by your abject moronicism.
"When you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy they had great arms but they ran out. It’s called sports. It’s called baseball in particular and pitchers I guess you could say, really particular." Cotton Haired F*cktrumpet Clown Apr
We were funny?
Life is full of disappointments, and I just added you to the list.
What's the difference between Karate and Judo? Karate is a form of self-defense. Judo is what bagels are made of.
There you go.
Calling it the Philadelphia Zoo is redundant.
See? The shrinking violet with the challenge wussied out. (No surprise. The sack of pus hasn't been out of mommy's basement in years.)
I'm Sychic and I know what you're thinking right now. You're thinking I spelled psychic wrong. 