Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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If they can get their student loans forgiven, then I want my car loan forgiven. All loans matter.
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06-15-2022 01:37
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64 year old man: Making love to a younger woman may be fatal…. But if she dies, she dies.
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06-15-2022 01:41
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IQ Test: To see results, enter your credit card number.
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06-15-2022 01:42
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How would you describe college? I’m teaching myself a class that I’m paying for.
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06-16-2022 03:19
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Demonstrate how much you suck.
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04-19-2022 11:15
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Most folks keep their trap shut when they’ve nothing interesting to say. Not you, your flipper flaps like the national deficit.
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01-23-2023 03:41
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A patient cured is a customer lost.
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06-18-2022 00:57
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The best zoom calls are the ones where a pet makes a cameo like Stan Lee in one of the Marvel movies.
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07-03-2022 06:37
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Octopuses are just wet spiders.
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07-03-2022 06:38
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Every few years, you reevaluate your concept of old. 😉
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01-24-2023 00:18
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Feeling sad today…. Can everyone please send cute photos of your credit cards front and back?
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01-06-2023 01:15
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Fake laughing with customers is actually a skill and we should be allowed to add that to our resumes.
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01-18-2023 01:12
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To all 6 of you who like my posts, I do it all for you.
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01-13-2023 02:46
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I do not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend until death your right to say it.
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07-03-2022 06:40
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it, stick a needle in everyone or my body my choice? Pick one.
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05-15-2022 02:46
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Life is too short to die a coward.
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05-17-2022 06:06
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Trying to figure out how I spent 15k on chicken nuggets this year.
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05-19-2022 07:27
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Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
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05-21-2022 03:36
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Her: If you want me to break social distancing rules, it better be worth it. Him: I will use your coochie like an N95 mask.
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05-26-2022 06:06
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Any person capable of angering you becomes your master.
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06-03-2022 02:55
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