Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Hey bro, just because you have on a Tapout shirt doesn't mean you can't get your arse beat!
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04-21-2022 07:57
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I make seven figures but the first two are zero.
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04-21-2022 07:56
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I put two quarters in my ears this morning and thought I was listening to 50 Cent.
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04-21-2022 07:56
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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating potato chips.
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04-21-2022 07:56
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The greatest thing that we can do for our children, is to abolish the department of education and toss it on the ash heap of history.
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04-20-2022 12:31
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I’m sorry that your terrible behavior caused me to act out of character. You should work on that.
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04-20-2022 12:30
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Why are you listening to broken headphones? So, people don’t talk to me.
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04-20-2022 12:30
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Trans species man who self-identifies as a deer accidentally shot by hunters. Rest in pieces.
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04-20-2022 12:29
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I have a PHD, P – pretty, H – huge, D
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04-20-2022 12:29
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Football ~ The legal way to buy a nigggaa.
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04-20-2022 12:28
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Hey Gurl, if your phone number turned into money, how much would you have?
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04-20-2022 12:28
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What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
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04-20-2022 12:28
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Chris Wallace is having daily breakdowns over CNN+ sucking so bad.
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04-20-2022 12:27
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Censorship is why Twitter is at the bottom of Dante’s Hell.
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04-20-2022 12:26
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The State of Indiana should open an anonymous sperm bank called ‘Hoosier Daddy.’
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04-20-2022 11:43
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I read that low crab meals might help with my dyslexia.
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04-20-2022 11:43
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If Johnny Depp delivered his movie lines with the same speed at which he's testifying during his defamation trial, his films would be 6 hours long.
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04-20-2022 11:32
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Current life status – By the time I figure out what nostril is plugged, it jumps to the other side.
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04-20-2022 10:52
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My dream job is to be a gargoyle spitting rainwater away from the foundation of a cathedral
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04-20-2022 10:51
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Up until five minutes ago I thought Coachella was a Disney Princess who made expensive handbags.
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04-20-2022 10:50
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