Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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All my post were removed, because someone took A Fence
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03-09-2024 12:58 by MWC
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I'm already losing an hour on Sunday for daylight savings time. No way in hell am I losing more by watching the Oscars!
This Sunday, Daylight Saving Time begins. We don't save any daylight. It gets stolen from the morning and is given to the evening. Daylight Stealing Time.
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03-08-2024 18:27 by Mickey-F
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Somebody ripped a page out of my new 2024 calendar! I'm disMayed!
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03-08-2024 11:13 by MWC
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When I was a kid, before Facebook, I remember when taking the time out and having to stare at a wall was considered a punishment.
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03-07-2024 21:36 by Moon
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Anyone else buy bananas that are not only a great source of fiber and vitamins but can also help maintain a healthy heart just to watch them die a slow and miserable death sitting on your counter?
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03-07-2024 21:31 by Moon
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I'm thinking about taking up Meditation. It's better than sitting around doing nothing.
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03-07-2024 16:00 by MWC
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Told my Cat I was going to teach him English today....He looked up and said... Me? How?
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03-06-2024 19:42 by MWC
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My Grief Counselor died today. He was so good.. I don't even care!
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03-06-2024 19:39 by MWC
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President Thomas Jefferson once said, never believe anything you read on the internet.
Don't you hate it when you start treating someone like they treat you and they suddenly think you're an asshole?
The clocks go back this weekend. Hopefully back to when we could afford groceries.
In a reel-ationship
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03-04-2024 11:23
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Hey. If owls are so smart, how come they don't say, 'whom'?
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03-04-2024 09:34
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Do Priests delivering Mass use their Altar ego ?
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03-03-2024 07:24
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I finally realized it... People are prisoners of their phones. That's why they are called cell phones.
Flexibility is essential for mind stability
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03-02-2024 10:33 by GG
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Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm off to the park to laugh at all the joggers.
never forget, you are a part of the universe that became sentient for a while and decided to post pictures of cats on the internet
Someday when scientists discover the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be disappointed to find out it isn't them.