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You think the world-wide pandemic was bad? Wait until the world-wide food shortage starts! It's all about control...
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03-25-2022 18:58 by
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Don't accept a friend request from Dan Druff. I hear he's a bit flaky!
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03-25-2022 15:39
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Can’t party the way I used too. Two rounds of Pin the Tail on the Donkey and I’m whipped.
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03-25-2022 15:38
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there a rehab for gossiping? I don't need it, but I'll tell you who does
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03-25-2022 15:38
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I came home today to find my wife has been on Ebay all day long... If she's still on there tomorrow, I'd have to lower the price.
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03-25-2022 11:41
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Just Once i’d like to see a Shark wearing a People Tooth Necklace
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03-25-2022 11:19
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If vampires drink too much blood do they get a fangover
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03-25-2022 11:09
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I’ve got to think of a way to get off this planet by tomorrow
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03-24-2022 10:25
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what's everyone's favorite gas price? mine is $2.29
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03-24-2022 10:23
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The only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the street the crap is placed.
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03-24-2022 09:05
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I put construction worker experience on my resume because I’ve done build a bear several times.
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03-24-2022 09:03
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I respect the tenacity of the Jurassic theme park investors who won’t stop trying to crack the profit formula for making money on murder monsters who keep eating the customers.
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03-24-2022 09:02
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Does anyone find it the least bit curious that those ghay pedophiles known as priests live in a place called a rectory?
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03-24-2022 08:49 by
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Hey gurl, speaking of lickity split, whatcha doin later...
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03-23-2022 14:59
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You can use the phrase “lickity split” as much as you want at work and they can’t fire you.
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03-23-2022 11:41
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Stop letting your dogs piss on fire hydrants. Some of us use those for parkour.
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03-23-2022 11:36
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I’m pitching a show called “Walking Dad” where dads go around biting each other and then the people who get bitten become dads too.
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03-23-2022 11:26
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I'm sure my neighbors are up to something. Every time I get my binoculars out they close their curtains.
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03-23-2022 08:19
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I grew up in the mid 70s. If there was a bowl of fruit on the kitchen table it was made out of plastic and lead paint
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03-23-2022 08:18
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I picked up good pizza and took it to Little Caesars to show it what happens to bad pizza.
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