Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Talk like a drunken Irishman and say "Whale Oil Beef Hooked."
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03-28-2022 15:42
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I'm so pumped for Trump University 2: University of Truth. Registration starts today!
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03-28-2022 13:49
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Will Smith did what Ted Cruz could not do: Defend his wife's honor.
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03-28-2022 11:17
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I would say that Will Smith hits like a girl, but then I am not a biologist.
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03-28-2022 09:23
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Dear Brandon: First of all, you should know that I'm typing this with my middle finger..
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03-28-2022 09:19
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I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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03-28-2022 09:18
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I don't get why people pay $400 or more a month in child support. According to the Sally Struthers, you can feed a kid for 35 cents a day.
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03-28-2022 09:17
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People say "love' is the best feeling ever. However I think finding a toilet right away when you have diarrhea is a lot better.
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03-28-2022 09:17
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Tornado season is here...In the event of a tornado, put some hotdogs in your pocket. That way the search dogs will find you first.
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03-28-2022 09:16
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Me: sneezes Microchip in my left arm: Bless you.
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03-28-2022 09:15
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Will Smith's marriage is open to everything except jokes.
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03-28-2022 09:13
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It's a good thing Chris Rock didn't make a joke about Alec Baldwin's wife.
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03-28-2022 08:11
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Will Smith is the new Rick James..WHAT THE FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE ?..SLAP !
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03-28-2022 02:02
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Will Smith, I'm not impressed. Tupac would have shot him.
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03-28-2022 00:01
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When someone in the administration has to CONSTANTLY walk back Brandon's statements it should be crystal clear to everyone that Brandon is not the one making policy decisions. . .
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03-27-2022 18:30
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Spring is here so that means I'm over my seasonal depression and can go back to my regular depression.
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03-26-2022 22:33
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There's a problem with Kinect for X-Box... If I wanted to use my entire body to play sports... I would just play sports.
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03-26-2022 17:25 by MM
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I was in a porno movie once. I played the role of the husband who left for work before the pool boy showed up.
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03-26-2022 15:31
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Adult videos gives young people an unrealistic idea of how fast a plumber will come to your house.
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03-26-2022 13:04
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Dear W0KE, jerk-offs: I'm a wh¡te, heterose×ual, Christian male who owns a business and more importantly, knows to mind his own business. I suggest you do the same.
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03-26-2022 08:23
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